Just for fun: Text of 03 Christmas Card

Dear Friends and Family:

We are writing to let you know that we won't be sending Christmas cards this year. If we sent you one last year we just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't expect one from us this year and if you didn't receive a card from us last year, we won't be sending you one again this year. We hope you won't feel bad about this situation.

If it is any consolation, you are in very good company. We also aren't sending cards to any of the Pulitzer prize winners, or any of the Nobel Laureates or to President and Mrs. Clinton. You are, in other words, right at the top of a list of very important people who will not receive cards from us. If we were to send you a Christmas card or a season's greetings card, we would send you our warmest greetings and wish you the happiest of holidays and hope that the coming year is one that brings you good health and great joy